Grade: 6/10
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Kuaför Cengiz - Istanbul hatirasi CD-R
Genre: Grind
Origin: Turkey
Released: -
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Label: Alternative Mag & Distro, Sukk Productions
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This starts off with a very weird intro, a bunch of sheep roaming or something. And then track two starts and it's the same intro. But when they actually start playing for real it's even weirder. It actually sounds like one of the vocalists is puking while another one is just growling away. Also thrown in are high-pitch screams and a guy just talking. The sound is actually quite terrible. Guitar and bass are just a mess and the sound quality on the vocals could also be a lot better. But if you overlook the sound this can actually be quite good. Sometimes reminding me a lot of Agathocles and Malignant Tumour. But there are too many unnecessary parts in the music. Annoyingly long slow parts and way too long songs. they have some really cool weird parts like thousands of people screaming in the background just like if it was a Metallica show or something. I'm pretty damn sure this band hasn't got that many fans at a gig. And it sounds like they're squeezing a doggy toy in the rhythm of the music. Have no idea what the lyrics are about since the titles are in some mumbo-jumbo language, hehe. But I suspect the lyrics to be equally as weird as the rest.
My advice to this band would be to improve the sound and really shorten the songs in some cases. This brings you nothing new under the sun, but this could become quite good

Tracklist:
1. Cobansiz koyunlar
2. McTurkiye's gibisi yok
3. Saban abi cay bahcesi
4. Eczane limon
5. Hamurdan kabizlar
6. Yine kriz durumundayiz
7. Smoke is great
8. 666. Hukumet
9. Siyah - Beyaz
10. Fatih'te kardeslik var
11. Vinc
12. Bes vakit Coca Cola
13. Atomik hurdaci